June 2011
7 posts
Potterhead am I.
Omg. Just bought my Harry Potter tickets. I am so excited cause I bought the Imax and 3D tickets!!!!
I just realized something amazing
My imagination makes me feel lonely.
I imagine that he will not be able to look at me without smiling. He will be patient with all of my insecureties. After I watch a scary movie he will rap his arms around me until I trust him that there are no serial killers in the vicinity. When I am in public and I hear a song that I really like he won’t mind dancing with me. He will know that he makes me so happy that I would do anything...
Pro condums!
1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize...
